My Daughter Is Fair of Face

Yu Xian glanced at the tiger head, not the least bit surprised in his heart. After all, over these past years, he had watched Tiangang Star grow increasingly perverse. At present, Tiangang Star's appraised stat block was the longest and most ridiculous he had ever seen on any creature: —————— True Name: Zhang Xiaoxing Aliases: Zhang Gangxing, Tiangang Star Race: Infinite Zombie Ghoul King Gender: Male Age: 48 Life: 9999999999999999999/9999999999999999999 Fate: Strength: 9999999999999999 Luck: None Theoretical Lifespan: 0 Level: Tribulation Realm Faction: Absolute Ally Cultivation Art: Tiangang Colossal Strength Divine Art Abilities: [Infinite Power: The longer it exists, the stronger it becomes, with no end and no upper limit.] [Flashing Blood Corpse: Can absorb light to replenish stamina and energy, while manipulating space and time within ten light-years centered on itself.] [Imperishable Corpse King: Substantially increases defense, granting 80% damage immunity against opponents of the same realm; for each realm lower an opponent is, immunity increases by 10%.] [Indestructible Zombie Body: Nourishes the body through corpse qi, substantially increasing defense while granting immunity to conceptual attacks such as causality, time, space, fate, and life and death.] [Tiangang Colossal Strength: Automatically forms a layer of Tiangang Domineering Qi over the surface of the body to ward off external damage while amplifying personal strength.] [Infinite Undying Body: After absorbing the Infinite Sea Corpse Vein Dragon, possesses an inexhaustible wellspring of vitality, forming a near-immortal physique.] [Corpse Vein Dragon Spine: After absorbing the Infinite Sea Corpse Vein Dragon, the spine transforms into a dragon vein, increasing all attributes by 1,000%, granting immunity to water-attribute attacks, mental attacks, and soul attacks, and bestowing the ability to exhale dragon breath.] [Eight Hundred Precious Bodies: After absorbing the Infinite Sea Corpse Vein Dragon, possesses eight hundred kinds of resistances and attribute attacks; immune to all attacks from those of the same realm.] [A Thousand Li of Scorched Earth: Reverses heaven and earth, shifting extreme yin into yang to unleash extreme-yang corpse qi, incinerating all surrounding matter.] [Yin-Yang Circulation: Corpse qi shifts from yin to yang, continuously converting moonlight and sunlight into corpse qi while granting immunity to yang-attribute damage; when corpse qi shifts from yang to yin, it carries limitless cold poison that freezes the soul, proving impossible to guard against.] [Infinite Deep Cold: After absorbing the Infinite Sea Corpse Vein Dragon, can erupt all corpse qi within the body to freeze all surrounding matter; for every meter increase in body size, the area of effect expands by ten meters.] [Cold Breath Dragon Spine Cannon: After absorbing the Infinite Sea Corpse Vein Dragon, can combine the corpse qi within the Corpse Vein Dragon Spine with dragon power to fire an extremely potent beam cannon; this attack strikes in two stages, the first freezing the target and the second shattering it.] [Colossal Turbulence Blade: After absorbing the Infinite Sea Corpse Vein Dragon, possesses crystal soul cores coalesced from the wills of countless mighty figures who perished in the sea, forming crystal soul turbulence blades to unleash an infinite flurry of chaotic strikes, leaving no one able to predict what moves will erupt.] [Summary: An ultimate zombie that was fortunate enough to devour the Infinite Sea Corpse Vein Dragon; infinite growth is the best explanation for its development.] —————— Every time Tiangang Star advanced a stage, all of his abilities were enhanced once. At the very least, unless Yu Xian called upon Auntie Number Two now, he couldn't hurt the guy at all. He estimated that in another century or so, not even Auntie Number Two would be able to leave a scratch. Yu Xian turned his gaze toward the black dragon, who didn't dare make a twitch. Swept by his eyes, the black dragon stiffened all over, terrified that Yu Xian might tack on another remark like, "Go slaughter that old dragon too, make it quick," and leave his head rolling on the floor. "By the way, what was his name again?" Yu Xian asked Sima Gao, who was standing nearby. Sima Gao desperately wanted to ask, *Big Brother, are you really not suffering from senile dementia?* After all, he had just finished introducing the black dragon's origin and name only moments ago. How long had it been? Not even five minutes! Forgotten just like that? In truth, Yu Xian wasn't senile at all. It was simply that his conscious mind had disconnected from the database in his brain. It was purely write-only, never read; to put it bluntly, his brain had been relegated to a decorative ornament. In the past, he had thought having a Super Brain was wonderful—everything could be remembered down to the last detail. But the more he experienced, the more he realized that forgetting was actually an essential gift. Only by embracing a little muddle-headedness could one stay genuinely happy, rather than straining oneself to fake a smile. Right now, he had Tiangang Star standing by at his beck and call on his left, and Auntie Number Two ready to supply answers on his right—both able to turn into bodyguards and enforcers whenever needed. Why should he make life hard for himself? Thus, most of the time, whenever he could use someone else's brain instead of his own, he would. He possessed a pristine purity unpolluted by worldly knowledge. "Benefactor, his name is You Xinghun," Sima Gao answered in a hushed voice, even as he mentally roasted him. Yu Xian looked at the black dragon You Xinghun without saying a word. Under Yu Xian's stare, You Xinghun grew even more terrified. What did this lord want to do? "By the way, shouldn't you say something right about now?" Yu Xian asked after a pause, seeing that You Xinghun still hadn't delivered his lines. "Like, 'Thank you for saving my life,' 'Your immense kindness will never be forgotten,' 'In the next life I will serve you as an ox or a horse,' or pledging yourself in marriage, that sort of thing?" You Xinghun snapped back to reality and hurriedly assumed human form, turning out to be an emaciated, black-robed old man. Just as he bowed and prepared to speak, Yu Xian cut him off: "Stop, stop, stop. Forget it in your case. Don't you dare mention anything about pledging yourself in marriage." "This humble one is You Xinghun. I thank you, my Lord, for saving my life. While I cannot pledge my own person in marriage, I still have an unwed daughter beneath my knee. Her name is You Qing. She is beautiful of countenance, cultured, and sensible. I am willing to offer my daughter You Qing to you, my Lord, to pour your tea and serve by your side." You Xinghun was caught between laughter and tears, but he rushed out the words. He had six daughters in all, named Youquan, Youhan, Youtan, Youjing, Youchi, and You Qing, drawing upon the phrase 'spring cold, pool quiet, pond clear.' Among them, You Qing was his youngest daughter, yet also the loveliest. Many prominent clans had come to You Xinghun to propose marriage, but You Qing had her heart set solely on cultivation and rejected them all. Since You Xinghun had no need to marry off his daughters to consolidate his standing, he had simply let her have her way. This time, however, was different. Even if You Qing were unwilling, he would tie her up and deliver her straight before Yu Xian. After all, Yu Xian was unfathomably deep. If they could forge a connection with him, the You family would be secure from here on out, and he might even make further breakthroughs himself. "No way. I refuse." The moment Yu Xian heard about giving away a daughter, he rejected the offer on the spot. He had a wife. Five years ago, he had held a wedding with Nora and even gone out of his way to register the marriage. Therefore, he was now a family man. As a fine gentleman of the modern era, how could he go around trifling with outside flowers? "My Lord, how about I send for my daughter right now so you can take a look first?" You Xinghun pressed anxiously upon hearing the refusal, hurriedly attempting to persuade him. Yu Xian stepped back onto Little Nora's back and said indifferently, "Save it. Little Nora, let's go." "Right away, Big Brother!" Little Nora responded at once, and in the next moment, took off toward Bull Dragon Island. "My Lord, please reconsider! My daughter is virtuous, gentle, and truly wonderful!" You Xinghun shouted with deep reluctance as he was left behind. Yet Yu Xian soon vanished into the distance. You Xinghun let out a long sigh. What a pity; what an incredible opportunity wasted. Only when he calmed down did a realization strike him. *Oh no, my in-laws are in danger!*