God Vault Space, Salty Fish Studio, Salty Fish Lake, a small pavilion.
As the saying goes, extreme stillness invites movement, and extreme movement invites stillness. After roaming around outside, Yu Xian returned, craving stillness once again.
He lay in the pavilion. This time, without Nangong Wanwan fanning him, he held a small hand fan in one hand and a beverage in the other, sipping fruit juice while watching Little Nora's livestream.
Little Nora's initial purpose in livestreaming was to earn more smile points so Xiao Sensen could exchange them for more singularities.
Over time, however, she grew to love livestreaming herself, because it gave her an excuse to gorge on food with absolute justification, make friends, and get to know many kind and friendly people.
Because she spent most of the day eating, she was basically streaming non-stop, aside from the occasional times Yu Xian dragged her outside to play.
Right now, Little Nora was gnawing on a chunk of mammoth meat. This mammoth meat looked strikingly similar to cartoon manga meat—a massive hunk of meat wrapped around a big bone club.
In just a few bites, Little Nora finished the meat, then opened wide and swallowed the bone whole.
In truth, Little Nora's stomach could digest almost any substance in the world; even a black hole could be broken down by her, so a mere bone was no challenge at all.
[Sima Avenger Returned from Hell]: "Duckie, I'm here."
"Sima Revenge, good afternoon! Aren't you going to change your name?" Little Nora swallowed a lobster and asked.
Now that Sima Gao's great vendetta was avenged, he no longer needed to carry such bitter enmity or focus solely on vengeance, making such an excessively long name unnecessary.
[Sima Avenger Returned from Hell]: "Duckie makes a good point. I'll change it. What do you all think I should call myself?"
Sima Gao was now an honored guest of Bull Dragon Island. At this moment, he sat atop a cliff on the island, watching Little Nora eat, a look of blissful contentment on his face as he typed away.
[Don't Get Angry]: "I suggest Sima Duck Neck."
[Dog of Huang Facai]: "I suggest Sima Duck King."
[I'm Definitely Not an Ugly Monster]: "I suggest just calling yourself Sima Duck."
[A Little Loach]: "M-M-M-Me... I suggest Sima Duck Butt."
[Sima Avenger Returned from Hell]: "You guys just can't let Duckie go, can you?"
Sima Gao wasn't angry in the least, merely caught between laughter and tears. Still, having the word 'Duck' in it did sound quite nice—after all, he was a loyal fan of Little Nora.
In the end, he pondered for a moment, opened his account profile, and quickly renamed himself.
[Sima Duck]: "As you wish. From now on, call me Sima Duck."
[Dog of Huang Facai]: "Not good, he actually changed it! Doesn't that make the rest of us look unloyal to Duckie? Changing names! I want to change my name too, woof woof!"
[Duckie's Dog]: "Too late! I've already changed mine successfully, hehehehe..."
[Dog of Huang Facai]: "Who are you, and why did you steal my name? Woof woof."
[Duckie's Dog]: "You're clearly Huang Facai's dog. How did I steal your name? Does this name have your name written on it?"
[Sima Duck]: "Huang Facai, why don't you pick another name? 'Dog of Shining Duckie' would work too."
[Dog of Huang Facai]: "My name isn't Huang Facai! Huang Facai is my master, I am Huang Facai's dog, woof woof."
[Shining Youth]: "Uh, you aren't really a dog, are you? Erlang Shen's Xiaotian Dog?"
There were many versions of Erlang Shen. The Yang Jian version was merely the most famous; in reality, there was also Li Bing's son Li Erlang, Jiazhou Governor Zhao Yu, as well as Xie Xuan, Deng Xia, and various other versions.
And once expanded to the myriad heavens and realms, the variations grew even more plentiful.
It could be Zhang Erlang, Wang Erlang, Niu Erlang—virtually any possibility existed. Thus, Yu Xian had naturally thought of Erlang Shen's Xiaotian Dog.
[Dog of Huang Facai]: "I'm not that pretentious show-off Xiaotian Dog."
[Sima Duck]: "Tsk, tsk, someone sounds awfully sour. Jealous, aren't you? Envying how famous he is?"
[Duckie's Dog]: "He's definitely a nobody, so of course he's jealous and envious, hehehehe."
[Dog of Huang Facai]: "Humph, I'm no nobody! Speak my name, and you'll jump out of your skin! I am... Not telling you! Woof woof."
[Shining Youth]: "Huang Facai... that name is probably a pseudonym. Diting?"
[Duckie's Dog]: "Diting isn't a dog, is it?"
[Don't Get Angry]: "There are canine versions of Diting too. I've actually seen one before. That taste, though..."
[Shining Youth]: "..."
[Sima Duck]: "..."
[Duckie's Dog]: "..."
[Dog of Huang Facai]: "..."
[Daily Routine of Watching Streams Every Day]: "..."
Well, damn.
Damn, who would have thought there was such an incredible figure lurking in the livestream room?
Speaking of formidable figures—or rather, formidable bulls—as Sima Gao watched the stream, an immense shadow suddenly loomed over him. Turning his head, he saw Niu Kaitian walking over carrying Niubao.
"Little Brother Sima, what are you watching?" Niu Kaitian asked with a chuckle.
Sima Gao had no choice but to show him Little Nora's stream. "I'm watching Duckie's stream. If you're interested, Brother Niu, you can check it out too. Duckie eats on Heavenly Eye Live every single day."
"Oh? Such a thing exists?" Niu Kaitian said in surprise.
He had been wracking his brains over how to build a connection with Yu Xian and the others through Sima Gao, never imagining the solution would be so simple.
Livestreaming wasn't foreign to Niu Kaitian; he had naturally heard of it before. It wasn't anything new—it had existed across the myriad heavens and realms for tens of thousands of years. From 2D to 4D streams, every format imaginable was available. However, because most people were busy cultivating or attending to business, they typically only watched 2D streams.
3D streaming offered immersive presence.
4D streaming let one genuinely feel the sweetness, sourness, bitterness, and spice firsthand.
However, Little Nora only did 2D streams. Since she broadcasted to networks across the myriad heavens and realms, there was no need to make things so complicated.
Under Sima Gao's guidance, Niu Kaitian quickly registered an account, located Little Nora's stream room number, and entered the channel.
The moment he laid eyes on Little Nora, he knew this was a sure bet. As long as he showed his face often in this livestream room, he could steadily foster a good relationship.
[Niubao's Grandpa]: "Hello everyone, I'm the newcomer, Niubao's Grandpa."
[Duckie's Dog]: "Niubao's Grandpa? Who are you trying to take advantage of? Niubao, from now on, your name is Niubao."
[Dog of Huang Facai]: "Welcome, Niubao."
[Don't Get Angry]: "Welcome, Niubao."
[Lion Cloud]: "Welcome, Niubao."
[Shining Youth]: "Welcome, Niubao."
[Niubao's Grandpa]: "..."
Niu Kaitian was struck speechless. He had chosen this name primarily so Yu Xian would easily recognize who he was, yet these netizens had immediately demoted him to the grandson!
Beside him, Sima Gao wanted to laugh but felt embarrassed to do so. Holding back his chuckles, he suggested, "Why not change your name? For example, 'Grandpa of Niubao' or 'Niubao's Grandpa Niu Kaitian'?"
Heavenly Eye Live allowed super-long usernames; Sima Gao's previous name, for instance, had been exceptionally long.
Although a bit exasperated, Niu Kaitian quickly adapted and laughed. "Forget it, this is fine too. At least I made myself familiar. I wonder if Benefactor is in the stream room?"
"That Shining Youth over there is Benefactor."
Stifling his laughter, Sima Gao pointed out Shining Youth, who hadn't deviated from the welcome chain. This time, Niu Kaitian was truly left speechless.
Chapter 397